Officer, this is how the fight started.....

I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault.

So, we both pulled over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car.....and you know how you just get sooooo stressed,,,,and life....sometimes life seems like.......suddenly funny?

Well, the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF! A very small stumpy guy. He gets out of his car and I get out of my car.

He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close to me and he looks up in my face and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

And I don't know what possessed me officer, but I looked down at him and I said, 'Well, if you're not Happy -- which one are you?'